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So I’m 18 years old and very shy, and my mom suggested I go to a Japanese spa to relax.

So I strip down and put on the robe they give you, and as I’m walking into the open area with all the mud baths and hot tubs, one of the workers there said “Oh, let me help you with this”, and she yanks on the belt of my robe, pulls it RIGHT off my back and SHOVED me into the open area of people, while slamming the door behind me—leaving me out there BUCK NAKED!!!

I immediately covered my penis with my hands, and I started BEGGING the woman to let me have my robe back.

As I’m bouncing there on my tippytoes, trying to look into the window to get her attention, I hear all the people behind me LAUGHING at my bare misfortune.

Then, the most humiliating thing happened:

A 45 year old woman there gets out of her hot tub, puts on her robe, walks behind me and says “Just get in a tub, SWEET CHEEKS” and SLAPS my naked tush so hard that the sound ECHOED through the spa and left a pink handprint across BOTH of my cheeks!!

Why does my friend Sarah think this is SO hilarious???

What mental images are so hilarious to visualize that makes people laugh so hard?I’m a shy guy & I went to a spa last week, what mental image is so hilarious about my story to people?

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Essential: All About Hot Tubs !

A collection of selected reports -

What You Need To Know About A Home Hot Tub
Hot Tub Improvements Over The Years
Hot Tub Luxury
Hot Tub Maintenance
Hot Tub Options
Hot Tub Safety Tips
Hot Tubs for Hydrotherapy
How A Hot Tub Can Add To Family Community
How Can A hot Tub Help You Sleep
How To Benefit From A Hot Tub
Inflatable Hot Tubs
Maintaining Your Hot Tub
Solar Heated Hot Tubs
The Evolution of the Hot Tub
The Medical Community And Hot Tubs
The Ultimate Extravagate Hot Tub
The Wonders of Hot Tubs
Upgrading your Hot Tub
What To NOT Bring To A Hot Tub
Buying A Hot Tub
Child Safety in Hot Tubs
De-Stress with A Hot Tub
Health Benefits of Hot Tubs
Help for Arthritis Sufferers in Hot Tubs
Hot Tub Gazebos

All ABout Hot Tubs !

I just emptied out my hot tub for the first time and am planning on re-filling it. How much water should be in the spa? Should the water level cover up the filter entirely?

To relax and massage your body with plenty of jets and also one of the mode of hydro therapy, hot tubs are one of the popular small pools at home as well with heated water. For those lacking space in you home and living in cod regions, portable hot tubs are good options. There are several types of heating system for hot tubs, such as electric, natural gas as well as solar energies. You can find flexibility of choice with varieties of hot tubs available in the market, depending upon your place and also your budget.

If you’re looking for user-friendly hot tubs spa, portable hot tub is the answer. Because of its flexibility of relocation, portable hot tubs can be moved around in your home according to your comfort and are best suited for a rented house. For spa owners a huge range of accessories among which hot tub covers have proven to be great investment. So, it is important thing to understanding your needs since manufacturers are producing hot tubs in a variety of sizes.

There are four major purposes if you asking for hot tub spa cover serves. First, they keep your hot tub out of impurities such as twigs, leaves, bugs, and other countless unwanted things. It is also keep your hot tub clean. Second, by covering spa so save small kids or pets from falling into it, hot tub cover work as a safety measure. Third, spa cover can keeping your heating bills low since it’s reduces most if not all of the evaporative losses from the pool and retain heat. Fourth, they protect hot tub shells from direct rays of sun as they can damage hot tubs.

Waterlogged as well as moldy over the time, so your hot tub covers call for replacement as they become heavy. Hot tub covers are made from material’s that able to resist the flow of heat. Now you can detect the quality of a hot tub from its R-value. Run around R-value 12-15 is standard for hot tub covers. Because of its exposure to atmospheric elements, an outdoor hot tub is more prone to damages than indoor one.

I have a hot tub and cover….I had a small deck built around my hot tub….the deck comes flush with the hot tub and sits just under the shell of the hot tub…On the four corners of the deck, I have the deck coming up alittle higher to the top of the hot tub in the four corners….
The issue is, my skirt on my hot tub is acting wierd….It either bunches up on the deck because there is no room for the skirt on the hot tub to go because the deck is there, or the skirt just sticks straight out cover part of the deck….then there is issues about the snaps on the hot tub and were i would snap them in…
I guess I could push the deck out all around 3/4″ from the hot tub so I can push the skirt in between the deck and hot tub and it should fit ok like that, but having that 3/4″ gap I dont think will look good and I was wanting that flush with my spa…..Can you cut/trim these skirts to make it fit better? any help would be greatly appreciated….

I am sure that you most likely already have a hot tub cover if you have a hot tub. Some times we do not know which the best cover for your hot tub. You should know that there are four major purposes that hot tub covers to serve. First, these covers will prevent pets or small children fall into a hot tub, these cover is important thing in terms of safety. Two, the hot tub covers will keep impurities out of the water. Three, they keeping heating bills low because hot tub covers help hot tub retain heat. Four, they protect hot tub from things that can harm hot tubs likes direct sun exposure.

You definitely want to keep your hot tub cover when you are not using the hot tub if you have little children or pets. Before purchasing a hot tub cover, make sure that your cover is the right size and fits securely over your hot tub also make sure that it is sturdy and durable. In fact, it is also help keep impurities out of your water while keeping heat in by having a hot tub covers.

There’s a time that you will find your hot tub covers may become heavy and waterlogged or maybe even moldy. Your hot tub covers cannot insulate as well when this happens. It may be time to get a new cover in this case. By unzipping your hot tub cover every 2 months and allowing the foam to dry out, you can help prevent water logging. Hot tub covers has been folded open many times, so you will find that a hot tub cover can also become worn and creased. More heat will escape from your hot tub when there’s a crease in your hot tubs.

Even when they are not waterlogged, hot tub covers can be very heavy. It can make it hard to open up your hit tub, but it makes it that much harder for a child to find her/ his way into a hot tub unsupervised. You may want to consider getting a cover lifter if your hot tub covers is too heavy.

Since they are exposed to the elements, you should be aware that outdoor hot tub covers may wear more quickly than indoor ones. It is up to you to decide when and how to replace a hot tub covers even if it is not your hot tub. In my opinion, buying a new hot tub cover may be better than risking high heating bills in the long run. See if the cover can be easily repaired, and also check out the warranty before replacing your hut tub cover.

Hello all I was wanting to know if anyone has one of those blow up portable hot tubes, If so are they any good and do you have enough room to move around with two people in it. And what price range am I looking at. Thanks everyone in advance.

my in ground hot tub is broken and it will be too much to replace the tub and the heater and the propaine tank. We are going to buy an above ground hot tub to replace this, i was wondering if there is anyway to cover this area and place the new hot tub on top this WITHOUT filling it in with concrete?
thanks!

For anyone that’s considering a portable spa for the deck or the garden, a journey to the Arctic Advantage catalog is the way to discover our line of quality tubs and spas that are available at extremely affordable prices. Fortunately, with the variety of sizes and styles that we offer, finding the perfect spa is not difficult to do once you venture into the world of Arctic Spas.

Our hot tubs and spas are complete units that will perform as they are designed to, on any stable surface. In addition, these attractive units are easily incorporated into a trellis or gazebo within your wood deck or patio. Our portable hot tub are mounted in an attractive finished framework that encloses the heater and filter, and access to the equipment is provided through removable panels at all sides of the unit. Our units feature the most reliable equipment in an insulated enclosure, that is designed to limit noise and vibration to a minimum.

In the event you’re installing one of our spas on a new wood deck or a masonry patio surface, the support systems that are built into our tubs are engineered for complete reliability. In most instances, there is no need for additional deck supports, beyond those that might be recommended by your architect.

Our sales representatives will assist with finding the perfect unit at the best price, and will make certain the new tub and equipment is delivered on time, and installed to your complete satisfaction. In addition to our complete line of hot tubs and spas, Arctic Advantage provides our customers with referrals to one of our preferred contractors that are experienced with installing our products.

Maintaining the correct PH and chemical levels is not difficult to do, once you become familiar with the way these chemicals interact with your particular water supply. Most municipal water requires more PH formula than well or spring water, and the chemicals for inhibiting moss and algae will differ with the water quality as well. For the first time hottub owner, hiring a reputable maintenance service is a great way to learn about the care and maintenance of your hot tub. In addition, Arctic Advantage’ customer service representatives are available to assist with maintaining your new hot tub or spa.

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